Strawberry Watermelon Punch

Ingredients:

• 1 Pint Strawberries

• 4 Cup Fresh Watermelon Juice

• ½ Tsp Pureed Ginger

• ½ Cup Sugar

Method:

• Wash and stem berries in cold water.

• Force through a food mill to separate seeds from the puree.

• Extract the fruit puree using nylon sieve.

• Combine all the Ingredients: in a jug, stir well and refrigerate for few hours.

Chicken Malai Kebabs Recipe

Ingredients:

• ½ Kg Chicken Boneless

• ½ Cup Fresh Cream

• 1 Tsp Red Chili Paste

• 1 Tbsp Lemon Juice

• 1 Tbsp Ginger Garlic Paste

• 1 Tsp Garam Masala

• 1 Tsp Red Chili Powder

• 1 Tsp Cumin Powder

• 1 Tbsp Oil

• Salt to Taste

Method:

• Wash and clean chicken.

• Cut it into 1 inch pieces and make slits on all sides.

• Mix all Ingredients: along with chopped chicken pieces.

• Allow it to marinate over night.

• Refrigerate it after marinating for one hour.

Chicken Fry Recipe

Ingredients:

Chicken – 1 kg
Chilly powder – 2 tbsp
Coriander powder – 2 tbsp
Turmeric powder – 1 tsp
Garam masala – 1 tbsp
Grinded Ginger – 1 tsp
Grinded Garlic – 1 tsp
Salt, Oil – As required
White part of egg – 3 eggs

Procedure:

1. Slice Chicken in big pieces and make cuts on them.

2. Mix Chilly powder, Coriander powder, Turmeric powder, Garam masala, Grinded Ginger, Garlic and marinate for 45 minutes.

3. Heat the Oil in a Kadai.

4. Dip Chicken pieces in egg white and deep fry.

‘Married’ girls ready to die but not part

Nagpur, June 12: ‘Shayad, aasman bhi ro pada apne haal dekh ke!’ (Maybe, the sky too has started weeping on seeing our condition) said cupid-struck Rupali (name changed) seated beside her beloved ‘gharwala’ Rupa (name changed) at a non-descript eatery at Khaparkheda on Thursday evening.

College fails 12 students who didn’t pay money for ACs

Mumbai, June 11: Around 12 first year BMM students from National College in Bandra had to pay a heavy price for sticking to their morals. The college failed around 12 students who protested and did not pay Rs 5,000 to install ACs in the educational institute.

Students frisked

Two students have spoken up about the injustice. Said Sanket Bhatt (19), “I passed my first semester with a first class in most subjects.

I have been deliberately failed because I protested and didn’t pay money for renovating the classrooms.

Sky RAINS TADPOLES over Japan

Tokyo, June 11: The sky has been raining tadpoles over a coastal region in Japan, according to reports. Residents, officials and scientists have been baffled by the apparent downpour of tadpoles in central Japan’s Ishikawa Prefecture.

Clouds of dead tadpoles appear to have fallen from the sky in a series of episodes in a number of cities in the region since the start of the month.In one incident, a 55-year-old man who was caught in a tadpole downpour described hearing a strange sound in the parking lot of a civic centre in the city of Nanao.

Jaljeera magic!

Most often in the summer, we tend to mistake thirst for hunger and then wonder why we still do not feel satisfied.

At times like this, just grab a glass of water or a healthy drink and you will realise you did not need to eat. Your body was dehydrated and all you needed was to hydrate it again.

If having just water is not interesting enough, you could try the most common Indian summer drink — jaljeera. It’s a healthy alternative to harmful aerated drinks.

Health benefits of its ingredients:

Funny SMS

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.

Love is possible after friendship
but friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!

A LOVE STORY

A LOVE STORY : Lux and Rexona are lovers,
lived in 501 apartment in Ariel street.
Lux’s father Cinthol,
mother Hamam opposed their marriage.
They fixed his marriage with Pears.
But Rexona’s father Lifebouy and mother Santoor decided Lux
and Rexona’s marriage
in registrars office. Rexona’s uncle Rin,
aunty Nirma signed
as witness.
1 year later Rexona
gave birth to twins
They named babies
Johnson and Johnson
I reminded all soap names
Take bath atleast today

Funny SMS

Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.”

This theorem can now be supported by mathematical proof based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.

Since Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge =Work / Time.

Since Time = Money, then Knowledge =Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get Money =Work / Knowledge.

Funny SMS

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HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Nothing, I suddenly remembered Your Face
Oh my God..
Very funny creation
🙂 🙂

Recipe : Egg Sandwich

Try out this scrumptious sandwich in breakfast.

Ingredients:

• 2 Slices of brown bread, toasted
• 1 Large hard-boiled egg
• 1 tbsp spring onion, chopped
• 2 tbsp Mayonnaise
• 2 tbsp coriander leaves, chopped
• 1 Leaf of lettuce
• Pepper and salt to taste

Procedure:

• Peel and chop the hard hard-boiled egg.
• Combine together the egg, mayonnaise, onion and coriander, mix well.
• Add salt and pepper to it.
• Spread the egg mixture on the bread, add lettuce to it.
• Cut it in half and serve immediately.

Recipe: Chicken Farcha

Try out this interesting Parsi recipe.

Ingredients:

10 Pieces chicken
6 Eggs (beaten)
1 Cup bread crumbs
2 tbsp Red Chilli powder
1 tbsp Turmeric powder
1 tbsp Garam masala
2 Ginger
6 Garlic flakes
Salt to taste

Procedure:

Grind ginger and garlic and make a paste.
Mix together chicken, salt, turmeric powder, red chilli powder and garam masala.
Add ginger garlic paste.
Marinate for 2 hours.
Steam cook till the chicken is cooked.
Roll each piece in bread crumb.
Put in beaten egg one by one.
Fry rolled pieces till they turn crispy.
Serve hot.

Man accuses wife of marrying two ot

Hyderabad, June 10: A man lodged a complaint against his wife, a software professional from the US, alleging that she had gotten married without divorcing him. Police said Sai Kumar, a resident of Mirzalguda in Malkajgiri, claimed that he was married to a software professional, Manasa, in 2001. Later, Manasa left for the US for higher studies. Sai Kumar also tried to go to the US but failed twice to secure a visa. “Sai Kumar is claiming that the marriage took place in 2001 while the parents of the girl are denying the same,” Malkajgiri police inspector M Madhusudhan Reddy said.

‘Pregnant man’ gives birth to second baby

Los Angeles, June 10: Thomas Beatie, the transgendered man who created history last year by giving birth to a baby girl, has done it again.

ABC News reported that Beatie gave birth to a son early Tuesday in Bend, Oregon, and that the child would be nursed by his wife, Nancy.

Beatie, 35, was born a woman, but legally changed his gender. He decided to get pregnant after it emerged that Nancy could not conceive. Photos of a bearded pregnant Beatie caused a sensation last year.

Santa – Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada

Santa – Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

Amitabh – Mere Paas Gaadi Hai

Amitabh: Mere paas Gaadi hai, Bangalow hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bungalow hai, Bank Balance hai…
Silence for few Minutes…
Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahan hai?

Laloo: 2 His

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge

Santa Ke Bagiche Mein Bahut Sare

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!

INDIAN FISH CURRY RECIPE

Ingredients:

250 gms fish washed, sliced
1 cup coriander leaves chopped
2 tomatoes finely chopped
8 cloves garlic
2 green chillies chopped
1 tsp methi seeds
1 tsp coriander powder
A pinch turmeric powder
Salt To Taste
oil as required.

Preparation:

Marinate the fish in salt and turmeric powder for 15 minutes.
Shallow fry the fish pieces, drain and keep aside.
Grind the coriander leaves, garlic and green chillies.
Heat oil, add masala paste and fry till the oil separates out.

FISH PAKORA

Ingredients:

4 white fish fillets (steamed and cut into pieces)
2 eggs
A large pinch of salt
A pinch of red chili powder
2 tbsp corn flour
2 tbsp lemon juice
1 tsp chopped coriander leaves
Oil for deep-frying paoda

Preparation:

Beat the eggs, salt, chili powder, lemon juice and coriander leaves together to make a batter. Add corn flour and mix well to form a smooth batter.
Heat oil in a kadhai or deep-frying pan.
Dip each fish piece into the batter and fry in batches till golden and crisp all over.
Serve the fish pakora hot with your favorite chutney or ketchup.

MACHHI KA SALAN

Ingredients:

500 gms fish cut into slices
1 coconut grated
2 tsp til
2 tsp dhania powder
1 tsp mustard seeds
1 tsp jeera
2 tsp khus khus
1/2 tsp haldi
2 tsp chilli powder
2 green chilies
3-4 tbsp oil
1 onion sliced fine
few curry leaves
lemon size tamarind
salt to taste

Preparation:
To make Masala grind the til, dhania, jeera, mustard, khus khus, 1 tbsp grated coconut, chili powder, haldi garlic and 1 onion to a fine paste.
Extract 2 cups milk from the grated coconut. Extract the pulp from the tamarind soaked in 1 cup of water.

Blind man wrongly arrested for motoring offences

Birmigham, June 09″ A blind man who has never held a driving licence was left stunned after he was arrested by the police for motoring offences. Mr Day, 50, from Birmingham, said he initially thought the arrest was a joke.

“A friend who I was staying with phoned me at work to say police were looking for me and had a warrant for my arrest to do with driving offences,” he said.

“I thought it was an April Fools joke at first.”

The father-of-one was blinded as a child after being hit on the head by a brick, which led to cataracts forming in his eyes.

Pay for dad’s upkeep, court tells NRI son

Ahmedabad, June 09: Like any doting parent, Aspi Satarawala fulfilled all the wishes of his only son Pesi. Not only did he pay for his education till he got an MBA degree and got him married, the father spent his entire life’s savings to help Pesi settle in the US. But, at 65, Satarawala is regretting that he did so much for his son.

Couple gets Rs 60L compensation for son’s death

Chennai, June 09: It was only a small consolation for an old couple, but it turned out to be the highest compensation ever awarded by the Tamil Nadu Legal Services Authority (TNSLSA). An amount of Rs 60 lakh was given to the aged parents of a software professional, who was killed in a road accident near Chennai last year.