Nagpur, June 12: ‘Shayad, aasman bhi ro pada apne haal dekh ke!’ (Maybe, the sky too has started weeping on seeing our condition) said cupid-struck Rupali (name changed) seated beside her beloved ‘gharwala’ Rupa (name changed) at a non-descript eatery at Khaparkheda on Thursday evening.
Mumbai, June 11: Around 12 first year BMM students from National College in Bandra had to pay a heavy price for sticking to their morals. The college failed around 12 students who protested and did not pay Rs 5,000 to install ACs in the educational institute.
Students frisked
Two students have spoken up about the injustice. Said Sanket Bhatt (19), “I passed my first semester with a first class in most subjects.
I have been deliberately failed because I protested and didn’t pay money for renovating the classrooms.
Tokyo, June 11: The sky has been raining tadpoles over a coastal region in Japan, according to reports. Residents, officials and scientists have been baffled by the apparent downpour of tadpoles in central Japan’s Ishikawa Prefecture.
Clouds of dead tadpoles appear to have fallen from the sky in a series of episodes in a number of cities in the region since the start of the month.In one incident, a 55-year-old man who was caught in a tadpole downpour described hearing a strange sound in the parking lot of a civic centre in the city of Nanao.
Most often in the summer, we tend to mistake thirst for hunger and then wonder why we still do not feel satisfied.
At times like this, just grab a glass of water or a healthy drink and you will realise you did not need to eat. Your body was dehydrated and all you needed was to hydrate it again.
If having just water is not interesting enough, you could try the most common Indian summer drink — jaljeera. It’s a healthy alternative to harmful aerated drinks.
Health benefits of its ingredients:
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.
Love is possible after friendship
but friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!
A LOVE STORY : Lux and Rexona are lovers,
lived in 501 apartment in Ariel street.
Lux’s father Cinthol,
mother Hamam opposed their marriage.
They fixed his marriage with Pears.
But Rexona’s father Lifebouy and mother Santoor decided Lux
and Rexona’s marriage
in registrars office. Rexona’s uncle Rin,
aunty Nirma signed
as witness.
1 year later Rexona
gave birth to twins
They named babies
Johnson and Johnson
I reminded all soap names
Take bath atleast today
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.”
This theorem can now be supported by mathematical proof based on the following two postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time.
Since Knowledge = Power, then Knowledge =Work / Time.
Since Time = Money, then Knowledge =Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get Money =Work / Knowledge.
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Try out this scrumptious sandwich in breakfast.
Ingredients:
• 2 Slices of brown bread, toasted
• 1 Large hard-boiled egg
• 1 tbsp spring onion, chopped
• 2 tbsp Mayonnaise
• 2 tbsp coriander leaves, chopped
• 1 Leaf of lettuce
• Pepper and salt to taste
Procedure:
• Peel and chop the hard hard-boiled egg.
• Combine together the egg, mayonnaise, onion and coriander, mix well.
• Add salt and pepper to it.
• Spread the egg mixture on the bread, add lettuce to it.
• Cut it in half and serve immediately.
Try out this interesting Parsi recipe.
Ingredients:
10 Pieces chicken
6 Eggs (beaten)
1 Cup bread crumbs
2 tbsp Red Chilli powder
1 tbsp Turmeric powder
1 tbsp Garam masala
2 Ginger
6 Garlic flakes
Salt to taste
Procedure:
Grind ginger and garlic and make a paste.
Mix together chicken, salt, turmeric powder, red chilli powder and garam masala.
Add ginger garlic paste.
Marinate for 2 hours.
Steam cook till the chicken is cooked.
Roll each piece in bread crumb.
Put in beaten egg one by one.
Fry rolled pieces till they turn crispy.
Serve hot.
Hyderabad, June 10: A man lodged a complaint against his wife, a software professional from the US, alleging that she had gotten married without divorcing him. Police said Sai Kumar, a resident of Mirzalguda in Malkajgiri, claimed that he was married to a software professional, Manasa, in 2001. Later, Manasa left for the US for higher studies. Sai Kumar also tried to go to the US but failed twice to secure a visa. “Sai Kumar is claiming that the marriage took place in 2001 while the parents of the girl are denying the same,” Malkajgiri police inspector M Madhusudhan Reddy said.
Los Angeles, June 10: Thomas Beatie, the transgendered man who created history last year by giving birth to a baby girl, has done it again.
ABC News reported that Beatie gave birth to a son early Tuesday in Bend, Oregon, and that the child would be nursed by his wife, Nancy.
Beatie, 35, was born a woman, but legally changed his gender. He decided to get pregnant after it emerged that Nancy could not conceive. Photos of a bearded pregnant Beatie caused a sensation last year.
Santa – Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
Amitabh: Mere paas Gaadi hai, Bangalow hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bungalow hai, Bank Balance hai…
Silence for few Minutes…
Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahan hai?
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
Ingredients:
250 gms fish washed, sliced
1 cup coriander leaves chopped
2 tomatoes finely chopped
8 cloves garlic
2 green chillies chopped
1 tsp methi seeds
1 tsp coriander powder
A pinch turmeric powder
Salt To Taste
oil as required.
Preparation:
Marinate the fish in salt and turmeric powder for 15 minutes.
Shallow fry the fish pieces, drain and keep aside.
Grind the coriander leaves, garlic and green chillies.
Heat oil, add masala paste and fry till the oil separates out.
Ingredients:
4 white fish fillets (steamed and cut into pieces)
2 eggs
A large pinch of salt
A pinch of red chili powder
2 tbsp corn flour
2 tbsp lemon juice
1 tsp chopped coriander leaves
Oil for deep-frying paoda
Preparation:
Beat the eggs, salt, chili powder, lemon juice and coriander leaves together to make a batter. Add corn flour and mix well to form a smooth batter.
Heat oil in a kadhai or deep-frying pan.
Dip each fish piece into the batter and fry in batches till golden and crisp all over.
Serve the fish pakora hot with your favorite chutney or ketchup.
Ingredients:
500 gms fish cut into slices
1 coconut grated
2 tsp til
2 tsp dhania powder
1 tsp mustard seeds
1 tsp jeera
2 tsp khus khus
1/2 tsp haldi
2 tsp chilli powder
2 green chilies
3-4 tbsp oil
1 onion sliced fine
few curry leaves
lemon size tamarind
salt to taste
Preparation:
To make Masala grind the til, dhania, jeera, mustard, khus khus, 1 tbsp grated coconut, chili powder, haldi garlic and 1 onion to a fine paste.
Extract 2 cups milk from the grated coconut. Extract the pulp from the tamarind soaked in 1 cup of water.
Birmigham, June 09″ A blind man who has never held a driving licence was left stunned after he was arrested by the police for motoring offences. Mr Day, 50, from Birmingham, said he initially thought the arrest was a joke.
“A friend who I was staying with phoned me at work to say police were looking for me and had a warrant for my arrest to do with driving offences,” he said.
“I thought it was an April Fools joke at first.”
The father-of-one was blinded as a child after being hit on the head by a brick, which led to cataracts forming in his eyes.
Ahmedabad, June 09: Like any doting parent, Aspi Satarawala fulfilled all the wishes of his only son Pesi. Not only did he pay for his education till he got an MBA degree and got him married, the father spent his entire life’s savings to help Pesi settle in the US. But, at 65, Satarawala is regretting that he did so much for his son.
Chennai, June 09: It was only a small consolation for an old couple, but it turned out to be the highest compensation ever awarded by the Tamil Nadu Legal Services Authority (TNSLSA). An amount of Rs 60 lakh was given to the aged parents of a software professional, who was killed in a road accident near Chennai last year.
Ingredients:
1. Chicken 1 kg
2. Onion (Cut lengthwise) 1 cup
3. Potato 3
4. Garlic (chopped) 1 dessertspoon
5. Ginger (chopped) 1 desertspoon
6. Coconut milk
1st milk 1 cup
2nd milk 2 cup
7. Vinegar 2 desertspoon
8. Cardamom 3
9. Clove 6
10. Cinnamon 1
11. Oil 2 desertspoon
12. Salt As required
13. Pepper powder 1 tablespoon
14. Green chilly (slit in half) 6
15. Curry leaves 1 stem
Procedure:
Wash and clean the chicken pieces.
Peel the potatoes and cut in small pieces.
Aloo ka Chokha is synonymous with Bihar. It is a savoury Bharta made in two ways and goes well with most signature dishes of the state like Khichri and Litti. Aloo ka chokha along with rice, lentil and pickle is a common favourite of the locals.
Fried Chokha
Ingredients:
4 medium sized potatoes, boiled, peeled and mashed
1 medium sized chopped onion
2 tsp chopped garlic
3 whole red chillies
1 tsp cilantro leaves
4 tsp mustard oil
Salt to taste
Procedure:
A spicy dish, Chilli Mushroom goes best with fried rice and steamed noodles.
Ingredients:
• 500 gm Button Mushrooms
• 200 gms Capsicum
• 2 medium sized Onions
• 2 inches Ginger
• 6 flakes Garlic
• 4 tbsp Oil
• 1 tsp Chili Powder
• 2 tsp Dark Soya Sauce
• 2 tsp Vinegar
• 1 tbsp Corn Flour
• 1 cup Water
Procedure:
• Cut mushrooms into halves.
• Cut capsicums into halves, remove the seeds and cut into thin strips.
• Grind onion, ginger and garlic to a paste.
• Heat 5 tbsp of oil. Fry the ground paste.