Arz kiya h-Ye EXAM ka rishta b ajeeb hota h,
Arz kiya h-Ye EXAM ka rishta b ajeeb hota h,
sab apna apna naseeb hota h,
Reh jata h nigaho se jo dur,
Sala wohi Qustion paper me zroor hota h.
!!@!!
Arz kiya h-Ye EXAM ka rishta b ajeeb hota h,
sab apna apna naseeb hota h,
Reh jata h nigaho se jo dur,
Sala wohi Qustion paper me zroor hota h.
!!@!!
teacher: rohit tumare exam pe kitne number ayye hai
rohit: maths-12 out of 40
science-10
hindi-15
sst-20
total-57
teacher- are baya tumne tho kamal kar diya total me 40 se bhi uper laye
Pappu Nd Santa In A Football Stadium..
Pappu – : Paji,
Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kr Rhe Hai?
Santa : Goal Kr Rhe Hain!!!
Pappu – :”Lekin Paji,
Ball To Pehle Se Gol Hai ,
Or Kitni Gol Krenge?”
Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi
Professores Ko Ek Plane Mein
Bithaya Gaya.. Fir Announce
Kiya Gaya Ki Ye Plane Apke
Students Ne Bnaya Hai Sab
Profesrs Utar Gaye Par Principal
Baithe Rahe Logo Ne Pucha Aapko
Darr Nahi Lgta?
Principle: Muje Apne Studnts
Par Pura Bharosa Hai.
Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!
Ek Ladki,
ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur
Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?
Maalik : Meri Maa
Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
Ghar Jaa,
Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.
Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
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Chapal Utar K
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Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.
One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?
Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.
One: Woh kyun.?
Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…
Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat…
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?
Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai.
Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!!
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
At home:
U Study for 3 hrs no one sees u..
Wen u pick up d mobile for a sec
mom/dad enters d room n say “bilkul padai ni karte”
in hostel:
Have mob for 3 hrs no 1 sees u..
pick up d book for a sec
Friends enter the room and says “Kitna padega Einstein ki aulad…pagal ho jayega..”
College Life:
Means… 8 frnds, 1 bike but no
petrol…
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Means… Exam night, 6 dufers &no
notes…!
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Means… Sitting on sea view, 6
smokerz & 1
cigarette…!
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Means… Principal call for insult, 6
gangster & all
r saying pehle tu ja pehle tu ja…!
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Means…1 girl, 6 frnds & all r
saying, teri bhabhi
teri bhabhi…!
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Means.!
Everything stupid but sumthing
sensible Like friendship… :))
♥ UMA♥
Husband Marte Waqt Biwi Se:”Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kia Tha.!!
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Biwi Rote Hue:”Koi Baat Nai Ji
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Husband:”Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amant Di Thi 1 Lakh Wo B Maine Ghayb Kiya.!
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Biwi:”Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya.!
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Husband:”Teri Kameti K Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye The!
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Biwi:”Koi Baat Nai Ji, Appko ZAHER Bhi Maine Hi Diya Hai..
American :- ye Kutuß Minarkitne din main bana hai ?
Indian :- 1 mahine main
…
American :- yeh hamare mulk mEin
to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai….
Thoda aage jane k baad phir poocha: Yeh Lal kila kitne din
main
bana hai?
Indian :- Sirf 2 weeks main
American :- hamare Mulk mein to 3
days mein ban jati hai…
Taj Mahal k paas se guzre toh american
ne pucha :-
Yeh Taj Mahal kitne din
mein bani hai ?
..
.,..
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Indian :- Pataa nahi Kal shaam ko
to Nahin tha…..
Bhikari:
Hello , Pizza Hut?
Pizza Hut:
Yes Sir
Bhikari:
1 Large Pizza Or 1 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do
Pizza Hut:
Sir Kis Ke Naam Se Bhejoon?
Bhikari:
Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba!
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
Two Women were chatting in office..
Woman 1:”I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ??
Woman 2:”It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep.. How was yours.. ??
Woman 1:”Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner.. After dinner we walked for an hour.. When we came home he lit the candles around the house..It was like a fairy tale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..
Husband 1:”How was your evening.. ??
Teachar: Whats Full Form Of M.A.T.H.S….??
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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi….
Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral 🙂
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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.
Shaadi K Pehle Din Husband K Mobile Me
Wife Ka Naam
My Sweet Wife
3 Month ßaad
My Wife
6 Month ßaad
Home
1 Year ßaad
Unknown No.
2 Year ßaad
Wrong No
Beggar: Kuch khaane ko do!
Pandit: Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Roti do baba
Pandit: Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Tamatar hi khila do
Pandit’s Wife: Ye Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO !
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur samne wale kabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?”
Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”
LKG ke kid ka paper me 0 aya.
Father angry: What is this?
Very Funny Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.
Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.
Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi… Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.