Jokes

Kya Appki Life Bhut boring hai ……….?
Agar Haa…………….

Toh Type Kijiye …..
“I Love U (Space)
(girlfriend ka Naam)”
Aur
Send are apni wife ko

Kasam se Life Mein
hungama Machh Jayega…..

Papa:Beta, aaj teri mummy itni chup-chup kyu baithi hain…..?

Son: Meri galati se papa

Papa: Aisa kya kiya tumne…..?

Son: Mummy ne lipstick mangi thi……. maine galti se se Feviquick de di……!!!!

Papa: Khush raho beta……. Aisa beta sabko de……..

Why I Hate C.I.D 🙁

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..

HAHAHAHAHA

Aankhon Mein Aansu, Chehre Par Hansi Hai;
Saanson Mein Aahein Dil Mein Bebasi Hai;
Pehle Kyon Nahi Bataya Ki;
Darwaze Mein Ungli Fansi Hai!

Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aata Hai;
Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai;
Ladki Ke Piche Uska Baap Aata Hai;
Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata Hai!

Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!

Chic
Maa Insaan Paida hote hi
apna naam rakh lete hai !
Hum log aisa kyun nahi kartey

Mother

Beta, apni biradri mein naam marne
ke baad rakha jata hai!
Chicken Tikka, Chicken65, Chicken Chilly
Chicken Tandoiru Chickeb Malai Mirch,
Kadhai Chicken ETC….. ETC…..

Son: Say, mother, how much am I worth?
Mother: You’re worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?
Son: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?