Wo To Mar Gaya

a Teacher: 1 Se 10 Tak Ginti Sunao.

Pappu: 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,10

Teacher Ghusse Se: 5 Kahan Hai?

Pappu: Wo To Mar Gaya Sir.

Teacher: Abay 5 Kese Mar Sakta Hai??

Pappu: Sir Aaj Subha TV News Per Bata Rahy Thy K Chicken Goniya Se 5 Ki Moat Ho Gai