Teacher Vs Student

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Teacher : Beta, Tumhare sare answers Galat Hain…
Student : Kamal karte ho sir ji, Marks hi toh Mang rhe, Pyar se mang rahe de do warna Do Thapad marke bhi le sakte..
Teacher : Bathmez Kahin ke !!! Student : Sir, Batmezi se yaad aya Apke Pitaji kaise hain??
Teacher : Nikal ja Class se..
Student : Sir, Chupchap Marks de do warna answer sheet me Itne cheed kar denge ki
Confusion ho jaoge ki Fail kahan likhe aur Zero kahan!!!