Teacher Aur Student Pass Ye Fail

Teacher : Beta, Tumhare sare answers Galat Hain…

Student : Kamal karte ho sir ji, Marks hi toh Mang rhe, Pyar se mang rahe de do warna Do Thapad marke bhi le sakte..

Teacher : Bathmez Kahin ke !!!

Student : Sir, Batmezi se yaad aya Apke Pitaji kaise hain??

Teacher : Nikal ja Class se..

Student : Sir, Chupchap Marks de do warna answer sheet me Itne cheed kar denge ki Confusion ho jaoge ki Fail kahan likhe aur Zero kahan!!!