SOME CRAZY FACTS

SOME CRAZY FACTS

SCHOOL: A place where
Papa pays and Son plays.

STUDENT: someone
who knows little of
everything.

PROFESSOR: someone
that knows a lot about
soooo little

LECTURE: An art of
transferring
information from the
notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the
students without passing through
“the minds of either”

LIFE INSURANCE: A
contract that keeps you poor all
your life so.
that you can die Rich.

NURSE: A person who
wakes u up to give you
sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE: It’s an
agreement in which a
man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman
gains her masters.

DIVORCE: Future tense
of Marriage.

CONFERENCE: The
confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM : A
place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

COMPROMISE : The art
of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody
believes he got the biggest
piece.

DICTIONARY : A place
where success comes before
work.

FATHER: A banker
provided by nature.

CRIMINAL: A guy no
different from the
rest….except that he
got caught.

BOSS: Someone who is
early when you are late
and late when you are
early.

POLITICIAN : One who
shakes your hand
before elections and
your Confidence after.

DOCTOR : A person who
kills your ills by pills, and
kills you by bills.

SMILE : A curve that can
set a lot of things
straight.

OFFICE: A place where
you can relax after your
strenuous home life.

YAWN: The only time
some married men ever
get to open their mouth.

COMMITTEE: Individuals
who can do nothing
individually and sit to
decide that nothing can
be done together.

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EXPERIENCE: The name
men give to their
mistakes

E.T.C .: A sign to make
others believe that you know
more than you
actually do……….