Santa Ka Sir

Santa Ka Sir Phat Gaya

Wo dikhane ke liye doctor ke paas gaya.

Doctor ne puchha: Ye kaise Hua?

Santa bola:

Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha.
Yeh dekh Banta Bola, “Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar”