Santa ka Railway Interview:

Interviewer: Agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi toh kya karoge?

Santa: Jee, red light dikhaunga.

Interviewer: Red light na hoto?

Santa: Torch dikhaunga…

Interviewer: Torch na ho toh?

Santa: Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

Interviewer: Shirt bhi red na huyi toh?

Santa: Phir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga…

Interviewer: Hain..!! Wo kyun?

Santa: Jee, usne kabhi traino accident nahin dekha…