Kiski Chai Bechata Hai Tu (Whose Tea Do You Sell)

Apane ko chaiwala kyun kehta hai tu

Baat-baat mein natak kyun karta hai tu

Chaiwalon ko kyun badnaam karata hai tu

Saaf-saaf bata de! kiski chai bechata hai tu!

(Why do you call yourself a teaseller Why do you act and lie all the time Why do you give a bad name to teasellers
Say it clearly! Whose tea do you sell!)

Khoon lagakar anguthe mein shahid hota hai

Aur corporate mafia mein masiha dekhta hai

Ambani-Adani ki dalali se ‘vikas’ karata hai

Arre badmash bata de! kiski chai bechata hai tu!

(Without getting injured, you turn into martyr And seek redeemers in corporate mafia ‘Development’ is building Ambani-Adani empire O scoundrel! Whose tea do you sell!

Khand-khand Hindu pakhand karata hai

Varnashram aur jati par ghamand karata hai

Phule-Periyar-Ambedkar se door bhagata hai

Arre OBC shikhandi! kiski chai bechata hai tu!

(Immersed thoroughly in the Hindu hypocrisy You puff your chest in the caste culture And run away from Phule-Periyar-Ambedkar Hey OBC pretender! Whose tea do you sell!)

Masjid-girija girakar deshbhakt banata hai

Danga-fasaad ki tu darhi-munchh ugata hai

Dharma ke naam par bas qatleaam karta hai

Arre haiwan bata to! kiski chai bechata hai tu!

(Razing mosque or church makes you patriot Manufacturing riots you nourish your luxuriant beard You butcher the weak in the name of religion O devilish terror! Whose tea do you sell!)

Dharmapatni ko chhod kunwara banata hai

Phir dost ki beti se chhedkhani karata hain

Kaali topi aur chaddi se laaj bachata hai

Arre besharm! kiski chai bechata hai tu!

(You leave your wife and become bachelor To sexually harass your friend’s daughter Black cap n’ khaki shorts cover your shame O shameless crook! Whose tea do you sell!)

Kali kartuton par sharma nahin karata hai

Koshish insaan banane ki zara nahin karata hai

Chaiwale ko mupht mein badnaam karata hai

Arre makkar ab kah de! kiski chai bechata hai tu!

(Never ashamed of your black deeds Not least interested in becoming human With no recompense, you malign teasellersYou charlatan! Whose tea do you sell!)

Apane ko chaiwala kyun kehta hai tu

Baat-baat mein natak kyun karta hai tu

Chaiwalon ko kyun badnaam karata hai tu

Saaf-saaf bata de! kiski chai bechata hai tu!

(Why do you call yourself a teaseller Why do you act and lie all the time Why do you give a bad name to teasellers
Say it clearly! Whose tea do you sell!)

Braj Ranjan Mani is the author of Debrahmanising History: Dominance and Resistance in Indian Society (2005). Manohar has recently published Mani’s important new work Knowledge and Power: A Discourse for Transformation.

By Braj Ranjan Mani
29 December, 2013
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