Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: shaadi..!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan…
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student: Bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: Pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: Hum do humare do!