Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye…
Questions kuchh is tarah k the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai. ?
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4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai?
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5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai.. ?
Thoko Like pappu ke liye.
ωσмєη ωιll вє ωσмєη…
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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?”
God said, “No, you have another 34 years 2 live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck.
She even changed her hair color
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari. ..
Policemen Arrives….
Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car!
Police Replied:- You’re Such materialistic.
You Even Haven’t Notice That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.
Man (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells) :
OMG ! My Rolex Watch..!
Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..
see what happened to sheela dixit!!
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2013 Delhi election results:
BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8
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Tota udd….
Maina udd….
Chidiya udd….
Kabutar udd…..
Aur congress …furrrrrrrrrr…
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Shiela dixit messaged kejriwal in morning today-
“karwate badalte rahe saari raat hum… AAP ki kasam!!
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Kejriwal is now known as “Sheilajeet”
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Papa- Aage kya karna hai..??
Honhar Beta: Bas, 10th me 97% Aa Jaye, to 2 Saal ki Tutions & then IIT, Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat karke IIM me Jaunga, 20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat ke liye!!
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Nalayak Beta: Bas Iss Baar 10th Ho Jaye to Roadies se Bike Jeet ke launga, Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu!
Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character Certificate!
Achi Nikli to Theek,
Nahi to Kahaani Repeat!!! 😀
In a ” Mental Hospital ” a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not ??
Dr: Well, We’d fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the BathTub…
Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger…
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Dr: ” No, A normal person would pull d drain plug !!
Please go to bed No.39; We will start further investigations”
You also thought that normal person will use a bucket…. Now please go to bed no. 40 😀
Honhar Beta: Bas, 10th me 97% Aa Jaye, to 2 Saal ki Tutions & then IIT, Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat karke IIM me Jaunga, 20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat ke liye!!
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Nalayak Beta: Bas Iss Baar 10th Ho Jaye to Roadies se Bike Jeet ke launga, Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu!
Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character Certificate!
Achi Nikli to Theek,
Nahi to Kahaani Repeat!!! 😀
1 ladki k paas ek unknown call aayi..
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Ladka:”do u have a bf.. ??
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Ladki:”yes… b ut who are
u.. ??
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Ladka:”tera bhai.. ruk ghar aa k batata hu..
After few second once again unknown call
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Ladka:”do u have a bf.. ??
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Ladki:”no i dont..
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Ladka:”to mai kon hu.. ??
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Ladki:”ohh sorry jaanu maine socha bhai hai..
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Ladka:”mai bhai hi hu…. :@
“bas aaj to tu gayi.
Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says, “Let’s play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don’t know the answer,I will pay you $500..”
Einstein asks the first question:
What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Mr.Bean doesn’t say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..
Now, it’s Mr.Bean’s turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends..
Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya…
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye…
Questions were:
1. ‘China’ kis Desh me hai ?
2. ’15th Augusty’ kis Date ko Aati hai ?
3. ‘Green’ colour kis rang ka Hota hai ?
4. ‘Tamatar’ ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?
5. ‘Mumtaz’ ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?
An engineering Student went & proposed a girl..
Girl: What can u do to make me love you ?
Boy: I will do what ever u want,
I vl bring stars from the sky,
I vl jump from where ever u say,
I vl do anything for u…
Girl: Can u complete ur Engineering without a single back ??
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Boy: Chalta hu behan….. apna khyal rakhna….
Dentist to Santa: Apka daant nikalna padega..
Santa: Kitne paise lagenge ?
Dentist: 200
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Santa: ye lo 50 rupye…
thoda sa DHEELA kar do…
nikaal me khud lunga…
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .
Teacher To Boy:”Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag
Tum Kya Choose Karoge ???
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Boy:”Paisa…
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Teacher:”Galat Main Hoti To Dimag Leti..
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Boy:”Ab Jiske Pass Jo Nahi Hai, Wo Wahi To Lega”
A Lady Comes To A Fruit Wala
Lady: “Hey Fruit Wale Bhaiya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.”
Fruitwala Shocked: “O Meri Maa Ye Potatoes Fever Kya Hota Hai?”
Lady: “O Maaye Gaad, You Dan’t Know Potatoes Fever.”
Fruitwala: “Bhen Ji Chahiye Kya Aapko?”
Lady: “You Literacy Pupil, Potatoes Fever Matlab ‘Aaloo Bukhara‘.“
Why Boys get Blocked on facebook:
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Boy: What’s your Name ??
Girl: Palak and you ?
Boy: Paneer !!!
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Girl: What’s Up ?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh.
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Girl : tu Soya hai…??
Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hun..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*
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Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Boy- Thank you
Girl-My Pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever*
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And the best one After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin !
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho ? Ya Holi ?
*BLOCKED!!!
Main ghar late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: “Where were you?”
Maine kaha: “Friend ke Ghar par tha.”
Dad ne Mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
4 ne Kaha: “Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha.”
2 ne Kaha: “Abhi Just Nikla hai.”
3 ne Kaha: “Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, baat karwaun Kya?”
1 ne toh hadd hi Kar di, kaha, “Haan Papa bolo kya hua”!
PITWA DIYA SAALON NE !!!
Santa ka Railway Interview:
Interviewer: Agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi toh kya karoge?
Santa: Jee, red light dikhaunga.
Interviewer: Red light na hoto?
Santa: Torch dikhaunga…
Interviewer: Torch na ho toh?
Santa: Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer: Shirt bhi red na huyi toh?
Santa: Phir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga…
Interviewer: Hain..!! Wo kyun?
Santa: Jee, usne kabhi traino accident nahin dekha…
Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap??
Doctor: 300 rupees.
Santa: Theek hai doctor ji, chaliye phir.
Doctor ne apna bag liya, bike nikali aur Santa ko le kar Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor bola: Mareez kahan hai ??
Santa: Yahan koi mareez nahi hai doctor ji, darasal baat yeh hai ki taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur aapne 300 mein le aaye…
Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di
Shaadi K Pehle Din Husband K Mobile Me
Wife Ka Naam
My Sweet Wife
3 Month ßaad
My Wife
6 Month ßaad
Home
1 Year ßaad
Unknown No.
2 Year ßaad
Wrong No 😉
Father- agar tum fail hue to
mujhe daddy mat kehna… result
aane par..
Father- Kya hua result ka ?
Son- Sorry yaar aatma ram tune
baap kehlane ka haq kho diya…
Boy asked his dad 4 a bike.
Dad : why did god give u 2 legs ?
Boy : one to change gear & other
to apply break.”!
Youngster rock.
Parents shock……
J0Ke of the Day…
Teacher to Student: Just 5 marks aye hain aur Tum ab b hans rhay ho….
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Student: Sir mn ye soch soch k hans raha k
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5 Marks be kesay aagay :p
Kavi ka beta School Mai:P.)
Teacher :- what is Noun?
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Student :- Arz karta hoon,
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Kutta bhi hota Hai apni galimein
king, Wah wah…
Kutta Bhi Hota hai Apni gali mein
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Noun is a Name Of any person
place or thing