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The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.